me: omg I'm gunna work out and be healthy for summer and get skinny and toned so I gain wear short shorts and crop tops and have a flat stomach and that perfect gap between my thighs
me: is that cake
When my parents walk by I stop scrolling
Tumblr can go from puppies to orgies any second.
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Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
After tumblr: MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
Before tumblr: He's cute
After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
Before tumblr: I'm bored
After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
Before tumblr: What a cute couple
After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS
my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready
